Anyway, at least it's quick and easy, isn't
it? Look, this brochure says:
"15 seconds...." Laser correction
of sight 2
Yes indeed:
"The Laser application only
lasts from 15 - 90 seconds".
That's the laser application - what else is
there? Well, before you get to the laser there
is:
"Surgical removal of the
corneal surface will take from 1 - 3
minutes."
That's right, before you get to the high tech
laser the front of your eyeball is scraped off
with a low-tech scalpel. Ouch: still at least you
go home able to see, right?
Well... no, actually, in fact someone will have
to take you home because you won't be able to see
out of the operated eye at all.
"A period of 2 - 4 days off work
is necessary. Immediate post-operative pain is
severe, but is moderated by the application of
lubricant and soothing antibiotic ointment and an
eye pad."
(That's ordinary severe pain, assuming that the
ointment works and the scraped eyeball doesn't
become infected, in which case you get the
special severe pain).
OK, so it hurts for a couple of days, but then
you go back to work and you can see, surely?
"Vision may be blurred for the
first few days or even weeks as the healing
processes invariably produce an over-correction
(towards long sight) following which normal sight
should 1
develop."
"An interim period of blurred
vision may last from 3 to 6 months."
"The healing process varies from
patient to patient and it may take many weeks or
even months before the healing process is
complete and the second eye can be treated."
"A difference in focus between the two eyes
(anisometropia) will result from treatment of the
first eye but its effects may be minimised by
contact lens wear in the un-operated eye."'